Maybe I am just sick and willing to laugh at anything, but the writers at Colbert Report really shine in this clip.
Laundry
Mom, I think I get my laundry skills from Dad. I was trying to figure out how to remove deodorant stains and decided that rather than do just one of the options I found on the internet, I would do all of them. At once.
So on my back patio I have 10 sweat stained white shirts soaking in my secret concoction overnight. What's in it? Glad you asked:
1/2 cup table salt
1/2 cup rock salt (i figured why not)
1/2 cup Tide
2 cups Borax
2 cups white vinegar
4 cups bleach
4 cups ammonia
I know that at least some of that stuff you are not supposed to mix together (produces chlorine gas or something). It started fizzing everywhere. And I feel lightheaded. It probably means it is working well.
So on my back patio I have 10 sweat stained white shirts soaking in my secret concoction overnight. What's in it? Glad you asked:
1/2 cup table salt
1/2 cup rock salt (i figured why not)
1/2 cup Tide
2 cups Borax
2 cups white vinegar
4 cups bleach
4 cups ammonia
I know that at least some of that stuff you are not supposed to mix together (produces chlorine gas or something). It started fizzing everywhere. And I feel lightheaded. It probably means it is working well.
Bay Area I Miss You
I am kind of excited about this: Inside Pandora's Box: A Non-Specialist Look at Five Medical Advances with Spectacular Potential but Enormous Ethical Complexity. Should be fun.
Sell-outs
Licensing for a commercial? Tsk tsk. Btw, I want to be the guy with dark hair and glasses at 0:24-0:25. Revenge of the nerds.
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