This morning before my flight from Salt Lake City to Ontario, I did the usual rummaging around an airport bookstore looking for something to read. I have my usual couple that I go to regularly, The Economist, Vogue, Wallpaper, Dwell, Surf, etc. I like to appear as gay as possible. However, I picked up GQ today. Got on my plane and sat down to a man who looked like he was in the quorum of the seventy. He read scriptures and prayed the whole flight--silly mormons.However, I pulled out the magazine and started flipping through it. I started reading this article. I am pretty sure I interrupted the dude's prayer. By the time the stewardess came down the aisle forcing peanuts and cheap soda down my throat I was laughing so hard all I could do was wave her away.
I am thinking of doing my own rendition in this style. Perhaps on the scriptures, that would be funny. Off to Hawaii tomorrow morning.
Hilarious. Especially calling him Will Feral.
ReplyDeletehave fun in hawaii - i too like will furryl. he is so stinkin' tall - and his dad is mike fearal from MASH - love that little bit of trivia.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for the conference talk where we hear from a seventy who tells a story about the misguided worldy young man he sat next to on a plane.
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