Great Moments At Work

Boss: Are your responsible for this piece of #&$*?

Me: Yes

Boss: I know nothing about this. I am trying to figure out if it blows a little or blows a lot.

(Discuss document under question, which I have worked on for a month.)

Boss: You want to go kite surfing in Kailua?

Me: OK.

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