Muses

I stumbled across this painting the other day, and though I am not currently engaged in any particularly artistic pursuits, I readily identify with the idea of a man battling his demons to produce something beautiful. Nate, you drew me for Christmas. The original would be nice to add to my collection. Christopher Pugliese.


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Blemishes Removed

My wonderful sister Betsy photoshopped away my most obvious blemishes (like me hair). Thanks.

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Perhaps I Have Lived in LA Too Long

You know the feeling--you are shopping and you find something you may or may not need, but it is so cheap you feel you should buy it as a matter of principle.

Well, I found out my health insurance is better than I thought. Apparently, they will cover the full cost of a nose job (hence the rhino). I had never really even thought of getting a nose job, but I feel that since my creed teaches me to be thrifty I should get it done as a test of my faith.

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Great Moments At Work

Boss: Are your responsible for this piece of #&$*?

Me: Yes

Boss: I know nothing about this. I am trying to figure out if it blows a little or blows a lot.

(Discuss document under question, which I have worked on for a month.)

Boss: You want to go kite surfing in Kailua?

Me: OK.

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Finally, A Cartoon That Describes My Work!

This one goes out to Saturn who always seems to be devouring his children...


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Computer Haiku's

Haiku's communicate a timeless message often achieving a wistful yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity.

Computer Error Haiku’s

Your file was so big
It might be very useful
But now it is gone

Chaos reigns within
Reflect, repent, and reboot
Order shall return

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I Am An Addict

Places I have played tetris:

1. At work
2. Walking to get lunch
3. While ordering lunch
4. While eating lunch
5. Anytime I am in the elevator
6. Anytime I am in the restroom (I have yet to do the urinal, but I am willing to give it a whiz)
7. On the plane
8. While driving
9. Anytime I am on the phone longer than two minutes (thank goodness for bluetooth headsets).
10. While watching TV
11. Before I go to sleep at night
12. During meetings
13. During firm dinners
14. Right now

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