Nip Tuck

My cute orthopedic surgeon, Elizabeth Ignacio (sigh), says she thinks I will have to go under the knife--steel plates, screws, and all. Apparently, my shoulder is an underachiever and refuses to heal properly.

I bought my shoulder another 3 weeks to see if it can pull this one out of its rear, suck it up, and be a marine.

If my shoulder turns out to be a nancy, maybe sometime in March I will get cut up. I am thinking about asking for a tummy tuck while she is in there.

In other news, I bought a new bike.

5 comments:

  1. I'm no doctor, but that strange card lodged in your throat in the top picture can't be a good thing. Also, am I the only one who sees a chipmunk in the top pic in the shoulder area? I'm sure the government had something to do with it.

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  2. umm basically sucks to be you. yah.

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  3. sorry about that. Are you doing this here or in hawaii? Do you need some help during recovery? Let me know. Really am sorry.

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