I guess I just fall in love too easily--with donuts. I have a strict regiment for dealing with some lingering post-op pain. I have yet been able to sleep through the night. Instead of being bitter about going to bed at 8:30, and waking up at 12:30, and 4:30, and 8:30 before finally heading to a shortened work day at 10:00 (vicodin wears off after 4 hours), I have embraced this new schedule with my typical attention to health and safety. Every time I wake up, I pop some of my doctor prescribed meds and eat a donut. In bed. Yes, that is right, I keep my pills and my donuts right by my bed. It's a beautiful sight, really. In the past week, I have gone through five boxes donuts--at 340 calories each, that is 12,240 calories for you counters out there. In other words, in order to make up for my gluttony, I need to run 89 miles. I'll be sure to squeeze that in before lunch tomorrow. (By the way, Loves brand donuts are quite possibly the best I have ever eaten. I would do this week over again exactly the same, if given the choice. In fact, I probably will. Next week.)
Karl, Love handles is going to take on a whole new meaning for you if you keep it up..........
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with Vicodin, that's for sure.
ReplyDeletekarl, you are my hero. not only do you inspire me to stick with the eating habit, but you also encourage donut eating in bed. i love donuts. a lot. and now i can eat them in bed and roll around in the crumbs at night. i saw bob today. he had sideburns down to the bottom of his cheek bones. you needed to know this. love that guy.
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ReplyDeleteYou have inspired me, good sir. To the donut store I go.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you buy Love's donuts?
ReplyDeleteI'm curious to hear more about this Donut Regiment you mentioned. Or were you referring to your regimen?
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