Some mornings, I just can't quite get started. Where I have been this morning:
Inappropriate 9/11 imagery from the Middle East
Researched all the people who survived falling out of planes
Looked into Cow Patty Bingo--betting on where cows take a dump
Good book, recommended by Uncle Harry, coming movie from Cohen Brothers
Busty Fem Bots
Looked at some cute things, including shorn alpacas
Why cats always land feet down
I haven't defenestrated in days, let alone iconic defenstration
Why I should not kill myself
Toast lands butter down + cat lands feet down = perpetual motion
Instructions on how to deal with mountain lions, note to bonny
Wes Anderson sells out
Story of my childhood, hat tip to other non-favorites out there
Geographic Tetris = Statetris
Hot or Not? For Apes
Pirate Ships Foreshadow Democracy
How do you survive a fall from a plane? "Much will depend on your attitude. Don't let negative thinking ruin your descent. If you find yourself dwelling morbidly on your discouraging starting point of seven miles up, think of this: Thirty feet is the cutoff for fatality in a fall. That is, most who fall from thirty feet or higher die. Thirty feet! It's nothing! Pity the poor sod who falls from such a "height." What kind of planning time does he have?"
Bacon Wallets
Car mechanics not uncomfortable with underwear models
How to beat the government agencies tracking me
A hot model lying in the hallway for nine minutes playing with a cat. Oh, art!
It's been a long morning.
"You begin to wonder if maybe you can move around like this forever, doing what makes you happy and shedding responsibility until you grow old and fall asleep without waking up."
ReplyDeleteNow we're talking. I'd like to believe I am on the home stretch for this, despite the article stating its impossibility. The secret is growing old very, very early.
I can see how you waste your morning away.....cause I just wasted part of my afternoon away and all I learned was how to protect myself from a mountain lion.
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