Favorite Explanation of the Financial Crisis

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Our forefathers claimed America by giving those Indian bros pox infested blankets. And we are claiming the rest of the world by doling out our MBS, our structured products, our overpriced assets and a little friend called contagion. FYI pox be in all that crap.

When the US wins, we win. When the US loses, we still win relative to the RoW, taking you down more than US. This is why we are the hegemon, bro.