Rich White Suburbs Suit Me Well

That's my basic conclusion about life in Palo Alto. If I had to choose a single representative anecdote it's that Stanford has stables so students can bring their horses with them to school.

I like that.

I will probably take a riding course next quarter. I am looking forward to buying knee-high European riding boots and wearing them to class on days I have lessons. Maybe I can carry a riding crop with me all the time, especially on dates. Yes, that way. In the words of Kent: "nodding my head and hi-fiving my bros" right now.

One disturbing development: some squirrels here are nearly black. Satan squirrels. Running outside is dicey.

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  1. SOUNDZ LIKK STANDFORD SUKXXXXZZZZZZ!!!! DEY R CLLED BASEMENT SKWIRRELZ

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  2. dearest karl - you should definitely take a riding class and if you are serious about your new life style goals you will progress to learning polo. which is a tricky sport. it is the sport of kings, as i'm sure you know.

    and then you will really impress all the ladies.

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  3. So I was at macy's today and saw a lady in a full on riding outfit (leather patches on the inner thighs included) and it made me think of you.

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