Diction

I want to use "diuretic" as an adjective to describe people more often.  For example, "that guy is a diuretic little snot."  I am not sure what it implies--maybe that he makes my kidneys expel water or my bladder to fill up with urine.

Also I just thought of it, but ursine urine (both pronounced like ursine) would be good to use in a rap song, maybe a Canadian rap song.

The last of this diction hat trick is "sexual congress." You know, like "the dyspeptic Senate and House aides united in bicameral session of sexual congress."  Maybe using it as a verb would be good--"the righteous young couple waited until after their marriage to sexually congress."