Death
A: My parents died three years ago, of course.
B: I am so sorry.
A: It's ok. It wasn't your fault…or was it?
Picking Up the Check
A: Of course I got it, don't worry.
B: Are you sure? (Feinting for wallet)
A: You're right, you should probably get this one.
An Honest Flight Attendant
A: In the event of a water landing, of course, everyone will die. According to Wikipedia, no commercial aircraft has ever made a successful water landing. Life vests are here for your placebic enjoyment…also your Ipod shuffle can bring this $100 million plane down.
An Honest State Department Official
A: Of course we support Israel. They have hot women in their military. Syria, try showing some skin…
An Honest Wall Street Analyst
A: Of course I trade on insider information.
An Honest Consultant
A: Of course there are no synergies or savings--we are working for fees.
An Honest Parent
A: Of course I have a favorite child.
An Honest Child
A: Here is your change back
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Karl has never heard those words from an honest OR dishonest parent, or grandmother.
ReplyDeleteI'm just being honest.
i didn't know your parents died 3 years ago.
ReplyDeleteThe first three made me literally chortle out loud...or did I titter? Either way, well done.
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