Lesser Known Slogans of Political Moderations

Via the always delicious McSweeney's:

Live free or give me a reasonable alternative!

Peace through pragmatism.

Let's all keep our opinions to ourselves for a while!

It's noontime in America.

Some taxation, some representation.

What do we want? Rational discussion? When do we want it? ... What works for you?

Hooray for prudence!

We request change in a reasonable amount of time after comprehensive discussion of the options!

Who wants peanuts?


I can't decide my favorite, maybe noontime in America.

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  2. Less child left behind.

    I have a dream that might mostly come true and then get kinda bogged down.

    Make neither love nor war.

    Remember we're probably going to die like at the Alamo!

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