Bad Movies: On the One Hand, On the Other

Martial arts expert doing backflip kicks off an elephant versus marital arts expert serving God and raising a family like a badass.  Hmmm.

Striking A Blow for All Naturally Conceived Children Against Their Genetically Superior Overlord Brothers

"You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back." -- Ethan Hawke