How to write a thesis like a boss

First off, you need to wear some preppy brown shoes like a boss.

Then, read the WSJ like a boss.

Next, go out to breakfast like a boss and have pancakes, eggs, and diet coke like a boss.

Then, when the table next to you is trying to figure out who plays Jack on 30 Rock, you interrupt them like a boss and say: No, not Emilio Estevez, Alec Baldwin.

Make sure you do your commute like a boss--ie, leave the house to go out to eat, and then come back to your living room to work.

Now, I am blogging like a boss, as a close substitute for talking over the water cooler like a boss.

Then pour a tall glass of caffeine free diet coke like a boss who's aware of his caffeine problem, and start your day.

Finally, be bossy.